Positively Mental by Elvira Mata

Author:Elvira Mata [Mata, Elvira]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9789712729379
Publisher: Anvil Publishing, Inc.
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

The experience has inspired me to come up with my “Top Ten Signs You’re in Hell Hotel.”

10. You find a suicide note instead of a welcome note from management.

9. You wake up with bites on your neck and they’re not from mosquitoes.

8. You flush, and creepy crawlies come out of the toilet.

7. The towels bear the name of another hotel.

6. You hear gun shots every fifteen minutes.

5. The complimentary slippers don’t match.

4. Although damp and dingy, there are no roaches. Be afraid, be very afraid.

3. There’s no bolt, but there are tell-tale signs that the door has been forcibly opened.

2. You wake up and see a rat running away with your purse.

1. The bed is still wet … ewwww.

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